What’s a girl to do? I talked Doug into really wanting to ride that jet ski. He babbled on and on about the petrol strikes when he lived in Sydney and having to siphon gas all the time and it was easy and he’d show me how to do it. Cool! That went well.
I cut him a section of hose from an old water hose, got him a bucket and watched as he stuck one end of the hose into the gas tank and the other into his mouth and began sucking. I’m thinking that seems like a seriously stupid thing to do. Probably a good example of why men don’t live as long as women.